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Oh Heck: 13 July 2014, 0430 hrs local

     Double update this week! ...which is a nice way of saying I got caught up with work last week and wasn't able to get it out so I saved it for a double dose this week. Ah, flimsy excuses seldom cease to... well, fizzle. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the new update!
...that'll teach me to say "I'm looking forward to having more time" something something.